who let the dogs out...part two

It was raining yesterday and i'm watching astro (you know what happen to astro when it rains)..

listen to the rhythm of the falling rain...like being hypnotize, i was getting sleepy...

yerp..thats it, i'm going to bed early. at 3 pm, the rains mesmerize and hypnotic.

zzzzzzz..

woke up again at nearly 6pm..i think the astro is better already, tis time for the simpsons, hahahah..watched it every single day.

ok...now the real story begin, as i was making myself ready for dinner the rain was still pouring. its ok, i have an umbrella. so i am ready now, i slide the door just to see dogs sleeping just infront of the door. shit! this bastard again. i thought theres only one, and then i take a peep. There are three of them, taking shelter from the rain.

i've been taken hostage!

i am a hostage now. shit!

what do i supposed to do now. The MPAJ wasn't taking their action and this is what happen, the dogs began to rebelling and invading my house taking me as hostage. i got to do something.

luckily i've got so many thing that i can use as a weapon of mass destruction. i found a broom stick and quietly hit the dogs with it. as if the dogs have loss their sense of pain. They didn't barge an inch. so this time, i try it again. poking the ears. nothing happens also.

ok, they ask for it. this time around, i'm gonna make them suffer. Aiming the broom stick with military precision, i aimed it to the dogs testicles. and i hit it with the broom stick. it must have triggered them, like being stung by a bee. They woke up, and walked away. not running and screaming in pain. huh, what an insultment it was. And they stop at my car, demn...how am i supposed to get into the car. so i sound the alarm to get them away, they don't move. This dogs must be deaf.

Watching the dogs, i step out from the house and silently walks to make sure they don't notice me. i grab an empty can of silicone spray and try to throw it at them. hahaha...they ran and i see my windows of opportunities...grab hold of my car door and swiftly goes into my car...hahahaha...those damn dogs...i am gonna get you next time...

i think i'm going to call MPAJ again.